Name Kojack Daily
Position Tableware Disposal Technician, Coca Cola
Hometown Lower Sebastian, Wilts.
How would you describe your style in three words? Antediluvian, hungry, misled
Who or what are your influences? The Battle of Jutland 1916
What’s the best thing you’ve ever done at work? Established a new best practice directive for disposing of tableware under gunfire
Worst mistake in fashion? I once paid £40,000 for a cravat signed by Murray Walker